To the Lady in the Produce Section

Dear Lady in the Produce Section,

Today you were rummaging through those little bags of carrots stacked next to the bags of spinach on the top shelf. As I grabbed a celery on the lower shelf, nowhere near that shelf you were decimating above, two bags of spinach bounced down onto my celery and then onto the floor. I said "whoops" and without giving it a second thought, bent down to pick up the first bag of spinach. As you saw me doing this, you looked at the second bag of spinach that fell between us, looked at me, and then turned your cart around and left for the bread aisle. Without picking up the spinach you knocked over. Lady, I am writing you this note because next time if you don't pick up that bag of spinach, my hand may instead reach over to smack you instead of picking up your dropped produce. Except unlike you, I was raised properly, and instead I will probably just mumble something under my breath at you and then pick up the spinach anyway.

Clara